This is fucking amazing.
CUCUMBER, Y U SO FUNNY
I EAT SALAD WITH MY FINGERS IN MY WHITE DRESS BECAUSE IT HELPS ME RELAX
BROCCOLI, YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY
HAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE LETTUCE
That is awesome.
Lettuce makes you manic!
(Source: grapevinetwine, via iamoffendedbecause)
I gave them salads, bitches loves salads
Why can’t I ever look this joyous when eating vegetables? I am going to save these pictures to show my future students...